If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"? The swallow.

Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

Why don't stoners get into arguments? Because they take the high road.

What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? Let's blow this joint.

Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A Joint Family.

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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