Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!

When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex will begin at 7 pm sharp, whether he is there or not."

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my parents.

A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don...

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.