The Science of Why You’re an Ass Man

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts. Told her I like a nicely curved dick . Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A Joint Family.

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

Who does anal? Assholes.

What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!