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What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.
I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.