Instead of "Who's your mommy" I accidentally said, "How's your mommy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing his mom's breast cancer.

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Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

The stork is the bird that brings the baby, but a swallow's the one to prevent it.

My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very u...

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

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These sex guides are all about tailoring your sex moves to your partner’s tastes.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of you cock up my ass.

Who does anal? Assholes.

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!

Why won't most women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

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