Submits By Trishmaine16

difference between a big cat and a little cat

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What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Real men

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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

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difference between a clitoris and a vagina

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What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

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smallest hotel known to man

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What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

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parsley and pussy

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What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

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balls and a pussy

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What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

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penis & vagina

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

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a penis joke

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I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

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A dick has a sad life

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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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masturbation joke

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I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

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good way to masturbate

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What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

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A PENIS

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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addicted to masturbation

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If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?

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boyfriend went to bed naked

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My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

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a hair stylist and a nail stylist

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What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

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