I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

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