Why don't stoners get into arguments? Because they take the high road.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

His girlfriend thought he'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had him pegged from the start.

Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them. So both nuns are painting the room in the nu...

The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

In this book, I’m going to reveal to you, all the techniques and moves for fingering a pussy. You might wonder if that is even necessary. After all, you’ve got a penis – isn’t that enough t...

Beautiful Mature Kaoru FUEKI lover's penetration meets her every need, as she grabs his shoulders with a fervent intensity.