What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

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