
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?
My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.
What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman
If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?
What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!