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A dick has a sad life

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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

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What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

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a penis and a Rubik's Cubes

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?

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boyfriend went to bed naked

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My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

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Who does anal? Assholes.

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What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

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bacteria found in yogurt

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The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

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A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

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I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

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What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

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If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?

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a hair stylist and a nail stylist

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What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

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