Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

Why won't most women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

Condoms? Hah! Those are for pussies!

Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!

Instead of "Who's your mommy" I accidentally said, "How's your mommy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing his mom's breast cancer.

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

What’s the difference between Covid and your legs? I don’t want Covid to spread.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

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