
Alpha Male Style; Assertively Sexually Satisfying Her in Bed
He decides to go see a doctor but was a little embarrassed to address his problem so he says... MAN: Hey Doc, between you and me we have 5 balls. The doctor, extremely baffled by this jumps off h...
What did Qatar get after spending billions of dollars to stop LGBTQ+ actions in FIFA 2022? Half naked Argentinian Men Hugging and kissing each other in the end.
Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.
What is a revolution in the world of love-making? Going from missionary to doggy in the same session
What’s a Mormon’s favorite coitus position? You’d probably think it’s missionary, but I’m pretty sure they’d try the back door if they had the chance.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts. Told her I like a nicely curved dick . Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...