What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

A sex therapist arrives at his premature ejaculation clinic and finds a single patient waiting for him. What does the therapist say? "You're early"

I opened a club for premature ejaculators. It didn't last long.

What does a premature ejaculator and a blind man have in common? They never see it coming

They had to change the meeting time for the premature ejaculators' support group. Everyone kept coming too early.

I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed. ...What, too soon?

I just read an article about premature ejaculation during masturbation. It might come in handy.

I was asked to speak at a club for helping people with premature ejaculation. I asked what I should wear to the speech: They told me I could just come in my pants

India has a god for almost everything- except premature ejaculation. But it’s coming soon.

What do premature ejaculators and hide and seek have in common? Ready or not, here I come

Confucius say: Man with severe premature ejaculation may cum in handy

Doctors that specialize in premature ejaculation are in high demand. So you need to come early.

A premature ejaulator went to a dinner party. He didn't know what to wear, so he just came in his pants

Why wasn’t the premature ejaculator in the office? He got off early