What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

What’s the difference between Covid and your legs? I don’t want Covid to spread.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!

When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex will begin at 7 pm sharp, whether he is there or not."

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.