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School is the foreplay of life. You can't rush it.

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!

He knows he is doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay. But he can't quite put his finger on it

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

Who does anal? Assholes.

What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!