Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cop!

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

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