
Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.
Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.
What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.
What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!
What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of you cock up my ass.
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.
Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.