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Grow some balls

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Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

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difference between a big cat and a little cat

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What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Real men

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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

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difference between a clitoris and a vagina

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What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

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smallest hotel known to man

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What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

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difference between parsley and pussy

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What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

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penis and the vagina

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

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being in the military

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Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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banana and a vibrator

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

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no one dies a virgin

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Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.

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donkey and a chicken

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If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of you cock up my ass.

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hungry and horny

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What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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bird of peace

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Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand

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a penis joke

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I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

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A dick has a sad life

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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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