Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cop!

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.