The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

No sex technique says “I love you” quite the way that a blowjob does.

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