If you are a guy and sexually inexperienced, don’t face your initial sexual encounters with uneasiness. A little bit of knowledge will help these encounters to be even more joyous.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!

A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

Anal sex doesn’t have to be scary or painful and this book teaches you how to make it safer, more comfortable, and more pleasurable.

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

What’s the difference between Covid and your legs? I don’t want Covid to spread.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.