I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

What’s the difference between Covid and your legs? I don’t want Covid to spread.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex will begin at 7 pm sharp, whether he is there or not."

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!

When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.

I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.