Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

Who does anal? Assholes.

Why don't stoners get into arguments? Because they take the high road.

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

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If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cop!

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What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.