
Cunnilingus 101; An Illustrated Guide into Eating Pussy Like a Savage
Cunnilingus 101; An Illustrated Guide into Eating Pussy Like a Savage
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
The Male Virgin; An Illustrated Guide For First time Sex with a Woman
My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.
What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.
Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.