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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

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If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.