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Guide for Women; How To Orgasm Every Time

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Nothing feels more wonderful than having an orgasm. That’s why this guide was I created every girl should learn how to have intense orgasms, whether they are clitoral and vaginal orgasms

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boyfriend went to bed naked

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My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

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a dildo

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A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don...

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in an elevator

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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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a threesome

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I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my parents.

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the toaster

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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

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nudist colony

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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

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scare a gynecologist

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

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bird of peace

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If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"? The swallow.

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during sex

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My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very u...

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a genealogist and a gynecologist

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What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush.

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difference between men and women

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The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

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Two nuns are painting an office

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Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them. So both nuns are painting the room in the nu...

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a pushover in bed

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His girlfriend thought he'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had him pegged from the start.

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The stork

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The stork is the bird that brings the baby, but a swallow's the one to prevent it.

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