
Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
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I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
He decides to go see a doctor but was a little embarrassed to address his problem so he says... MAN: Hey Doc, between you and me we have 5 balls. The doctor, extremely baffled by this jumps off h...
A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside
What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!
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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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