Sexually Owning Her; From Seduction, Foreplay, Peak Arousal to Penetration Techniques

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber

What is a revolution in the world of love-making? Going from missionary to doggy in the same session

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school

Condoms? Hah! Those are for pussies!

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? Let's blow this joint.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

He read a book on how to improve my foreplay. It wasn't too bad once he skipped past the boring part at the beginning.

He knows he is doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay. But he can't quite put his finger on it

He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!