What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out

My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very u...

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my parents.

I just read an article about premature ejaculation during masturbation. It might come in handy.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

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Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift!