Ahh memories! This just came to mind right now. Way back when I was inexperienced performing oral sex for the first time. I asked, "Am I doing it right?" To which he replied, "Not if you're talking."
Ahh memories! This just came to mind right now. Way back when I was inexperienced performing oral sex for the first time. I asked, "Am I doing it right?" To which he replied, "Not if you're talking."
Looks delicious just like a grapefruit! How is a pussy like a grapefruit though? The best ones squirt when you eat them
Guys! Give your ladies an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French kiss, but down under.
That pussy though entails a quick announcement: brought to you by Charles Darwin: Women might have evolved to stay with partners who eat pussy
Girls who have had sex with this guy say his lovemaking is like an earthquake. its over in about a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
He read a book on how to improve my foreplay. It wasn't too bad once he skipped past the boring part at the beginning.
His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.
He knows he is doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay. But he can't quite put his finger on it
His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!
He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.