A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

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Girls who have had sex with this guy say his lovemaking is like an earthquake. its over in about a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

Damn, look at that! Ahh why is it that IT guys here can't keep girlfriends though? They turn them all off and on again.

So I am going to just cum out and say it, my boyfriend caught me masturbating with a carrot. His first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

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Looks delicious just like a grapefruit! How is a pussy like a grapefruit though? The best ones squirt when you eat them

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