
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.
His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.
What do premature ejaculators and hide and seek have in common? Ready or not, here I come
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What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!
Confucius say: Man with severe premature ejaculation may cum in handy
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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!