Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.

That pussy though entails a quick announcement: brought to you by Charles Darwin: Women might have evolved to stay with partners who eat pussy

The Secret Key; Perfect Techniques to Arouse & Make Her Orgasm

Female Ejaculation; Unleash the Ultimate G-Spot Orgasm

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

Eine Erotikamateurin privat treffen und echte erotische Abenteuer mit heißen Girls allen Alters auch in deiner Umgebung einfahren, ohne dafür ein nerviges Datingportal besucht haben zu müssen. C...

Guys! Give your ladies an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French kiss, but down under.

This reminds me of what Adam could have said to Eve the first time they had sex: Stand back, I'm not sure how much bigger it'll get!

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed. ...What, too soon?

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.