His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.
Damn, look at that! Ahh why is it that IT guys here can't keep girlfriends though? They turn them all off and on again.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
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