I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed. ...What, too soon?
I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed. ...What, too soon?
This reminds me of what Adam could have said to Eve the first time they had sex: Stand back, I'm not sure how much bigger it'll get!
I called the premature ejaculation support group to find out what the dress code was. Apparently, most members just come in their pants.
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.
So I am going to just cum out and say it, my boyfriend caught me masturbating with a carrot. His first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”