Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cop!
The Art of Kissing - An Illustrated Step by Step Guide Into Kissing Techniques
What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.
What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...
What’s a Mormon’s favorite coitus position? You’d probably think it’s missionary, but I’m pretty sure they’d try the back door if they had the chance.