What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A Joint Family.

Female Orgasm 101; Preparation, Building & Delivering it

Frustrated women are typically afraid to ask for what they want in bed. Others don’t even know what they want, they just know what they’re getting isn’t it.

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

Anal sex doesn’t have to be scary or painful and this book teaches you how to make it safer, more comfortable, and more pleasurable.

Eating Pussy Guide; Oral Sex Positions for Pleasuring a Woman

Here are simple sex rules that can be learned and understood. And used in real sex life. When you learn these rules, you will know what to do with your woman – in any situation.

What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school