It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Female Orgasm 101; Preparation, Building & Delivering it

Frustrated women are typically afraid to ask for what they want in bed. Others don’t even know what they want, they just know what they’re getting isn’t it.

Anal sex doesn’t have to be scary or painful and this book teaches you how to make it safer, more comfortable, and more pleasurable.

Here are simple sex rules that can be learned and understood. And used in real sex life. When you learn these rules, you will know what to do with your woman – in any situation.

What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A Joint Family.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

Eating Pussy Guide; Oral Sex Positions for Pleasuring a Woman

A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside