If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cop!

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A Joint Family.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Frustrated women are typically afraid to ask for what they want in bed. Others don’t even know what they want, they just know what they’re getting isn’t it.

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.