What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

The Art of Kissing - An Illustrated Step by Step Guide Into Kissing Techniques

If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

Here are simple sex rules that can be learned and understood. And used in real sex life. When you learn these rules, you will know what to do with your woman – in any situation.

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Eating Pussy Guide; Oral Sex Positions for Pleasuring a Woman

This program is designed to help men overcome sexual dysfunctions and regain their sexual confidence. It offers strategies and techniques to re-train your mind and body in order to have longer-last...