Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...

A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

A sex therapist arrives at his premature ejaculation clinic and finds a single patient waiting for him. What does the therapist say? "You're early"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

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Instead of "Who's your mommy" I accidentally said, "How's your mommy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing his mom's breast cancer.

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts. Told her I like a nicely curved dick . Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC.

Why won't most women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

What does a premature ejaculator and a blind man have in common? They never see it coming

Condoms? Hah! Those are for pussies!