The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.

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What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

Size Doesn’t Matter – Get Her Off No Matter what

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

Backdoor; An Illustrated Guide into Safe Anal Play

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very u...