His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

Size Doesn’t Matter – Get Her Off No Matter what

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

A sex therapist arrives at his premature ejaculation clinic and finds a single patient waiting for him. What does the therapist say? "You're early"

No sex technique says “I love you” quite the way that a blowjob does.

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

Condoms? Hah! Those are for pussies!