His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

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A sex therapist arrives at his premature ejaculation clinic and finds a single patient waiting for him. What does the therapist say? "You're early"

Size Doesn’t Matter – Get Her Off No Matter what

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

Condoms? Hah! Those are for pussies!

My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very u...

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If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!