Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

Premature ejaculator: Seeks young attractive woman for a fling, Must have large tits, big lips and a tight arse, and....aaaaaw, fuck sake, never mind!!!!!!

Doctors that specialize in premature ejaculation are in high demand. So you need to come early.

India has a god for almost everything- except premature ejaculation. But it’s coming soon.

I opened a club for premature ejaculators. It didn't last long.

Why wasn’t the premature ejaculator in the office? He got off early

A premature ejaulator went to a dinner party. He didn't know what to wear, so he just came in his pants

I was asked to speak at a club for helping people with premature ejaculation. I asked what I should wear to the speech: They told me I could just come in my pants

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They had to change the meeting time for the premature ejaculators' support group. Everyone kept coming too early.

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!

So there's this guy with a premature ejaculation problem. And he just comes out of nowhere

Confucius say: Man with severe premature ejaculation may cum in handy

What do premature ejaculators and hide and seek have in common? Ready or not, here I come