
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.
His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.
No sex technique says “I love you” quite the way that a blowjob does.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.
What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
What did Qatar get after spending billions of dollars to stop LGBTQ+ actions in FIFA 2022? Half naked Argentinian Men Hugging and kissing each other in the end.
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My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very u...