
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.
His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
What does a premature ejaculator and a blind man have in common? They never see it coming
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my parents.
Finally here are the simplified steps to enchant and surprise your man in bed, completely driving him wild. I am going to teach you exactly how to talk dirty to your man so that you can build sexua...
No sex technique says “I love you” quite the way that a blowjob does.
Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.
I just read an article about premature ejaculation during masturbation. It might come in handy.