Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

What’s the difference between Covid and your legs? I don’t want Covid to spread.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!

When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!