Confucius say: Man with severe premature ejaculation may cum in handy

Doctors that specialize in premature ejaculation are in high demand. So you need to come early.

A premature ejaulator went to a dinner party. He didn't know what to wear, so he just came in his pants

Why wasn’t the premature ejaculator in the office? He got off early

So there's this guy with a premature ejaculation problem. And he just comes out of nowhere

Premature ejaculator: Seeks young attractive woman for a fling, Must have large tits, big lips and a tight arse, and....aaaaaw, fuck sake, never mind!!!!!!

I called the premature ejaculation support group to find out what the dress code was. Apparently, most members just come in their pants.

Girls who have had sex with this guy say his lovemaking is like an earthquake. its over in about a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.

School is the foreplay of life. You can't rush it.

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!

His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.

He knows he is doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay. But he can't quite put his finger on it