The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.

He read a book on how to improve my foreplay. It wasn't too bad once he skipped past the boring part at the beginning.

Girls who have had sex with this guy say his lovemaking is like an earthquake. its over in about a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.

School is the foreplay of life. You can't rush it.

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!

His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.

He knows he is doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay. But he can't quite put his finger on it

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.

He read a book on how to improve my foreplay. It wasn't too bad once he skipped past the boring part at the beginning.

What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.